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Three daily scenarios in my home go something like this…

 Scenario #1:

Colourful socks

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Me: ” Guys, please remove your socks from inside the couch cushions”

Brayden and Maddox:  “insert silence”

Me: ” Guys, please remove your socks from inside the couch cushions”

Brayden and Maddox: “insert silence”

Me: ” Guys, please remove your socks from inside the couch cushions”

Brayden and Maddox: ” insert Nada here”

Scenario #2:

3d rendering of some dishes

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Me: “Maddox, please take your empty plate to the kitchen”

Maddox: Gets up from the table, no plate in hand.

Me: “Maddox, please take your empty plate to the kitchen”

Maddox: goes to the kitchen, empty-handed and attempts to open the fridge.

Me: “Maddox, please take your empty plate to the kitchen”

Maddox: ” huh?”

Scenario #3:

Child nose

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Me: “Brayden don’t pick your nose and eat the boogers”

Brayden: Finger still digging for gold in the nostril…

Me: “Brayden, I said don’t pick your nose and eat the boogers… gross”

Brayden: Finger now out of the nose entering the mouth…

Me: ” BRAYDEN, DO NOT EAT YOUR BOOGERS!”

Brayden: Slurp…

Why do I have to repeat myself at least three times every time I say something??

Seriously? Seriously? Seriously?

Does anyone else have this problem? Or maybe my kids have broken ears?

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